Fwench Poogle

Ello, it do be me again... ickle Jess.  Now den, dere is sumfink I want to bark to yoo about dat happened wen I woz a ickle fur.  Dis is all twoo an no big fibbys.

Wen I woz a ickle fur, like I juss barked... juss seeing if yoo is weading dis an not pwetendin to be intwested!  I did go zoomin wiv me noo foreva hoomins to a big sandy pit.  I now know dat dis place is called a beach. Now, dis beach do ave a big swimmy pool so furs can do scuba dunkin if dey wont too.  I do lots ov scuba dunking, coz wen I in da swimmy pool I fink I is a otter!  Any tail wag, dat is anuva bark faw anuva day... yoo is puttin me off!  Back to da scwipt!! *rolls eyes*

I woz on dis beach coz me noo hoomins wanted to take da ickle fur BT sumwhere safe, so I not get squished by da big mekal boxes on wheelz.  So off we zoomed an zoomed, dis woz gweat fun.  Well I did da zoomin wiv me ickle legs, da hoomins juss ploded afta me.  Next fing I sees, woz lots ov furs... dis woz fandabbytastic.  I fort I woz da only fur eva, but der woz fousands... Oki doki, maybe not fousands.  How duz I kno, I can't add fings up! *tuts and rolls eyes*

Now afta lots ov sniffs an meet wiv furs, in da distance I see dis hooge black fur zoomed at me.  I neawly pooped rite der!! Me not gonna zoom away, coz me a BT... even if I am ickle!!  Anyhoo, dis hooge fur sniff me an bark "Bonjour, voulez-vous jouer?" I bark, "Wot?" He bark "Voulez-vous jouer?" I finkin to me BT self, not a clue wot dis fur is on about but he do look like Bob Marley!!  Afta me puzzled look we juss start to play an zoom about.  Dis fur woz menkal, he ad rubber legs an juss jumpy jumpy lik he need to do numba 2... but it stuck!

Afta lots ov zoomin wiv dis loony fur, he gettin a bit wuff an knock me ova a few times.  He started to get nasty pasty wiv me, lik I woz a squizzel or sumfink.  I finkin, I is only ickle an dis me first time out wiv me noo hoomins. Din't want to embawass meself so i bark nicely... "Me dun zoomin wiv yoo, loony fur". He bark back, "Je veux continuer à jouer". Still not a blinkin bonkerz clue wot he barked, so I zoom off.  Well pickle me noggin, dis loony fur only juss zoom afta me! Me not a appy BT so me bark, "Sod off Bob". He juss look at me wiv stoopid face an jumpy jumpy. So me weally bark at him me not appy wiv dis zoom. Den... in mid bark, he zoom off before i finish!

I now weally weally foowious wiv dis dude, so I zoom afta him up da beech. I bark, "Cum back ere Bob, I not dun wiv yoo yet!" I hear him bark "Oh Merde!"

Now pichure da scene.  A ickle BT pup, chasin a hooge black Fwench Poogle up dis fousand miles beach. All da time me ickle bark at dis loony fur.  Zoomin behind da furs, BT hoomins an da poogle hoomins barkin "Ruffles... RUFFLES!!".  I fink, "Ruffles!.. no wunda he zoom away wiv a name like dat." All dis time uvver hoomins on da beach finkin dis is vewy funny an clap da BT.